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Watch out, world, there's a pro in the car seat! 👶🚗😂
389 Funny parenting quotes
Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.
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If celebrities keep naming kids like they're new Apple products, we're going to end up with a generation called iKid and Kid Pro Max! 😂🤦♂️🎤
Settling down and getting married so I can finally meet the au pair of my dreams.
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Sounds like the plot twist nobody saw coming in a rom-com about household chores!
Being a baby in a stroller under the plastic cover when it’s raining must be a major vibe.
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Rolling through life with first-class rain protection—who knew babies had it all figured out before the rest of us?
Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette.
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That's one way to ensure the baby stays up all night perfecting its poker face!
The biggest difference between my toddler and me is that if I had poop on my butt, that’d be priority #1.
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Looks like we've found the secret to toddler priorities! 🍼🚽😂
Why do babies cry when they are tired? Like, just go to sleep, bro, no one is stopping you.
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Babies need an off switch like TVs 🎛️📺 Just click, and they're snoozing! 😴😆
Just realised if I have a kid, they’re likely to see the year 2100… WTF?
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Looks like your future kid is gonna have front-row seats to the next century’s chaos! 🎟️👶🚀
I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.
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Looks like their plan worked a little too well! 😅🙈🎉
Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.
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When I was 7, walking it off was considered a life-saving procedure 😂👍 #ResilienceSkills