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Toddlers: the ultimate truth-tellers who think 6 a.m. is the perfect time for a dance party! 💃🕺🥱
393 Funny parenting quotes
Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.
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When you're just an obstacle on their path to world domination 😂👶💪
Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.
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Looks like someone missed the memo about the population's "Buy One Get One Free" promo! 🤔👶😂
Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.
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Ah, nothing like paying extra for a change of scenery while your kids perfect their eye-roll game! 😂✈️💸
Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.
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Watch out, world, there's a pro in the car seat! 👶🚗😂
Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.
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If celebrities keep naming kids like they're new Apple products, we're going to end up with a generation called iKid and Kid Pro Max! 😂🤦♂️🎤
Settling down and getting married so I can finally meet the au pair of my dreams.
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Sounds like the plot twist nobody saw coming in a rom-com about household chores!
Being a baby in a stroller under the plastic cover when it’s raining must be a major vibe.
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Rolling through life with first-class rain protection—who knew babies had it all figured out before the rest of us?
Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette.
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That's one way to ensure the baby stays up all night perfecting its poker face!
The biggest difference between my toddler and me is that if I had poop on my butt, that’d be priority #1.
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Looks like we've found the secret to toddler priorities! 🍼🚽😂