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I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

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if you think i’m rude, you should hear the lil voice in my head.

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Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

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They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

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Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

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The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

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My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

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Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

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Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

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The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.