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  • To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the ol’ digital paradox: getting blocked means you’re finally in the spotlight, and unexpected love might just be a click away! 💻❤️🚫
    Remember, sometimes being “blocked” is life’s quirky way of saying, “Hey, you’re too awesome for my inbox!” 😎✨

  • Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like the hefty price tag on funerals is the ultimate anti-aging remedy! 💸⏳ Who knew the fear of funeral bills could add years to your life? 😂 #LifeHacks”

  • Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

    Commentary:
    “Therapy bills piling up? 🤑 Just take a stroll in the woods and play hide and seek with society! 🌲 Who needs a therapist when you have nature’s embrace? 😂 #LostAndLovingIt”

  • I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

    Commentary:
    Looks like the passenger seat in a Cybertruck is reserved exclusively for Elon Musk’s ego! 🚗👤 #LonelyRide

  • I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

    Commentary:
    🤳 “I try not to flood the feed with my fabulousness, you’re welcome everyone else 😉. Gotta give others a fighting chance to shine in the spotlight too, right? 💁‍♂️ #SelflessSelfieGame”

  • You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

    Commentary:
    “Popcorn: the ultimate truth serum 🍿🧐 It’s amazing how a snack can reveal a person’s true colors! That’s why I always bring extra butter to movie nights, you never know what revelations might pop up 😉🎬”

  • Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

    Commentary:
    Oh yeah, real life…that place where the WiFi is weak, the coffee is cold, and the sun is trying to kill you 🌞🙅‍♂️ Who needs that when you can scroll through endless cat videos in the comfort of your pajamas? 😂🐱 #LivingForTheMemes

  • I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

    Commentary:
    Well, if you think about it, baby seagulls are basically the ninjas of the bird world. 🐦🥋 Always flying under the radar and staying out of sight until they’re ready to take over the world – or at least the beach! 😆 So, remember, next time you see a seagull, you might just be looking at a seasoned veteran! ⚔️ #BirdLifeMysteries

  • God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

    Commentary:
    Looks like Spider-Man’s vacation home has truly taken over San Francisco 🕷️🕸️ Who knew skeletons were part of the city’s new sidewalk landscaping plan? 💀 Change is definitely needed, or else we might have to start giving out arachnid and anatomy tours! 🏙️ #SpookySanFran

  • I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

    Commentary:
    🎬👻 When you think you’re watching a horror classic but it’s actually just a hilarious parody – plot twist! 😂 Who needs to scream when you can laugh your way through it all in Scary Movie! 🍿 #MovieMixUp #HorrorComedyFun

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