Funny quotes seen

30 Funny seen quotes

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

2 weeks ago

Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

2 weeks ago

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

1 month ago

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

3 months ago

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

3 months ago

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

3 months ago

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

3 months ago

God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

3 months ago

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

3 months ago

Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

3 months ago

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

3 months ago

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

3 months ago

So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

3 months ago

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

3 months ago

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

3 months ago

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

3 months ago

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

3 months ago

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

3 months ago

Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

3 months ago

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

3 months ago