57 Funny seen quotes

• Has anyone seen my invisibility cloak?

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  6 hours ago

  anyone, cloak, fantasy, harry, Harry Potter, humor, invisibility, invisibility cloak, joke, magic, potter, seen, wizard

• “Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

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  18 hours ago

  anything, boo, cheer, doctrine, goated, humor, me, mean, morty, nothing, rick, Rick and Morty, seen, us

• I’ve been alive my whole life, and not once have I seen a commercial for Chinese food.

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  2 weeks ago

  advertising, alive, Chinese, Chinese food, commercial, food, humor, i, life, once, seen, whole

• One year of friendship, and I’ve not seen your breasts? Are we really friends?

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  2 weeks ago

  anniversary, awkward, awkward question, boundary, breasts, friends, friendship, friendship anniversary, humor, personal, personal boundary, question, seen, year

• Living alone is so dumb, you’ll be asking your pets if they’ve seen your phone, and those lazy bastards never know.

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  2 weeks ago

  alone, asking, bastards, dumb, forgetfulness, humor, know, lazy, lazy pet, living, living alone, never, pet, pets, phone, seen, talking, talking to pet

• Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.

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  3 weeks ago

  bikini, cold, cold weather, fashion, girl, girls, humor, photoshoot, seen, single, snow, tired, weather, winter, year

• For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

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  2 months ago

  broth, brother, called, cooking, even, family, guy, humor, never, once, pun, seen, wordplay

• Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

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  2 months ago

  chip, chips, classic, classic combo, Coca Cola, combo, funny observation, guy, just, knows, lay’s, Lay’s chip, observation, seen, snack, stuff, yellow

• Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

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  2 months ago

  antique, antique chair, butt, butts, chair, feeling, funny observation, observation, seen, sitting, thing, weird, weird feeling

• This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

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  2 months ago

  confidentiality, forget, humor, joke, memory, need, post, secret, seen, top-secret

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