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Funny seen quotes 😂 are the unexpected gems 💎 that sprinkle laughter over our daily grind. Whether stumbling upon them on a friend’s timeline or while scrolling through a meme-packed feed, these witty lines bring a chuckle 🤭 and a momentary escape from the mundane. Perfect for sharing or just savoring a giggle on your own, they’re the little reminders that humor can be found in the most unexpected places! 🌟

Has anyone seen my invisibility cloak?

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

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