33 Funny seen quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.
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  1 month ago

  View →: To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?
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  5 months ago

  View →: I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.
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  5 months ago

  View →: God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!
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  5 months ago

  View →: I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?
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  5 months ago

  View →: So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?
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  5 months ago

  View →: WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!
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  5 months ago

  View →: I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

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