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Witty text about funerals and longevity, with a humorous, tongue-in-cheek vibe.

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

Commentary:
"Looks like the hefty price tag on funerals is the ultimate anti-aging remedy! 💸⏳ Who knew the fear of funeral bills could add years to your life? 😂 #LifeHacks"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cost, expenses, funeral, humor, just, life, living, longer, mortality, people, seen, wonder on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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