This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:This post will self-destruct in 3…2…oops, too late! π€―π€«π Related funny posts π€ Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves. Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and heβll explode. Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to. Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself. It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.