Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet skiโฆ and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Jet skis: the secret ingredient to instant happinessโwho knew? ๐๐๐ธ Related funny posts ๐ค I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money canโt buy happiness. The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat! Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness. Money canโt buy happiness, until youโre on vacation and then you realize it definitely can. Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.