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541 Funny social media quotes

Funny social media quotes bring a touch of humor to our digital lives! 📱😂 From hilarious posts to witty observations about online behavior, these quotes capture the amusing side of social networking. Enjoy a laugh as you scroll through your feeds and interact with the online world! 😄💬

Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

Posted onJan 31, 2026

My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

I’d stalk me too, I get it.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

Posted onJan 31, 2026

People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

Posted onJan 31, 2026

“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Unfollowers, take me with you!

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

Posted onJan 31, 2026Feb 24, 2026

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Posted onJan 30, 2026

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

Posted onJan 30, 2026

Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

Posted onJan 30, 2026

Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

Posted onJan 30, 2026

Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

Posted onJan 30, 2026

My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

Posted onJan 30, 2026

I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

Posted onJan 30, 2026

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