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Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.
Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.
If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.
Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.
If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

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2 months ago
Share →: I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

Commentary:
"Just doing a quality check! 🕵️‍♂️😂 #SelfLove"
2 months ago
Share →: Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

Commentary:
Haha, Twitter’s like that one friend who never stops monologuing at the party 😂🖤🗣️
2 months ago
Share →: Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

Commentary:
Guess I better bring my own snacks and patience! 🍿🤪💻 #FamilyDrama
2 months ago
Share →: If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

Commentary:
Guess I need to start pinning my way to unstoppable fashion too! 😂👗📌✨
2 months ago
Share →: I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

Commentary:
Haha, so you're saying FaceTime's like a VIP club? 😄📱💘 Better be on that exclusive list!
2 months ago
Share →: Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

Commentary:
Ah, the noble art of doomscrolling — where finding new ways to stress out is practically a competitive sport. 🎯📱 Who needs hobbies that relax when you can master the fine craft of scrolling through chaos? 😅💥 Remember, folks: it's all about keeping that heart rate up and your screen time even higher! 🧠📈 #AnxietyAficionado
2 months ago
Share →: People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

Commentary:
🤓 "Ah, the classic 'putting intelligent in bio' move on Twitter! Because nothing says 'I'm smart' quite like a bio update, right? 😂 Remember folks, actions speak louder than words – even in the bio section! 🐦 #SmartBioFail"
2 months ago
Share →: Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

Commentary:
Looks like WhatsApp’s just chilling in the “waiting for my soulmate” phase! 📱💤 Guess it's more fun when you're swapping memes and emojis with your crush, but solo? That's just silent treatment with a badge. 😅💬 #SingleLife #WhatsAppWoes
2 months ago
Share →: A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

Commentary:
Looks like the new dating strategy is📱: skip the DMs and turn your scroll into a flirt fest! Who knew a little timeline banter could outshine secret messages? 😂💬🔥 #PublicPlayer
2 months ago
Share →: I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

Commentary:
🤳👍 "I can't stand people who are like 'I require validation' – wait, did you remember to like and share this post to validate my opinion? 😂 #IronyAtItsFinest"