I’d stalk me too, I get it. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who wouldn't? I'm a VIP in the land of awesome! ๐๐ #selfstalker" Related funny posts ๐ค Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. When people say I donโt mean to brag, theyโre bragging about not bragging. I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me. So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though. I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or Iโm in love with you.