Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I better bring my own snacks and patience! πΏπ€ͺπ» #FamilyDrama Related funny posts π€ The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law. Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings. I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks. Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while? I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.