May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Sending him wishes for gravity to work overtime! ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ #KarmaInAction" Related funny posts ๐ค Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you. Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down. Wishing all the contacts in my phone โMerry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserveโ and just letting that work itself out. At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday. Welcome to your 40s: youโre not exhausted, thatโs just your face now.