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I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

Commentary:
"Apparently, my superpower is knowing everyone's shower thoughts! 🦸‍♂️🛀📱 #TweetWhisperer"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, addicted, addiction, communication, everyone, good, humor, i, joke, just, know, listener, listening, media, online, online activity, say, social, social media, technology, Twitter, want on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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