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If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

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Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

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Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

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A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

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Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

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You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.