Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis. Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs drama-filled relationship status updates when you've got John and his sneaky martini transactions on Venmo? 🍸💰😂 #JustVenmoThings" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!” Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon? They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes! Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go! If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?
