I be skipping everyoneβs stories but watch mine like 20 times. Posted onMay 25, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Skipping through others' stories like a pro athlete, but rewatching yours like a movie critic on repeat! πββοΈπ #SelfLove" Related funny posts π€ Iβd rather you donβt watch me while Iβm liking my own post. You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year. Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone. Of course I do cardio. Itβs called running from my problems. The ultimate student paradox: skipping class to avoid stress, only to stress about skipping class!