People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Everyone is getting idioter.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.