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The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.
Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.
Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.
Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.
The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

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3 weeks ago
Share →: Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

Commentary:
"Guess I'll start carrying holy water just in case! 😇💧🙌 #GroundBlessing"
3 months ago
Share →: The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic love story of me and ghosting. 🕵️‍♂️💨 Who needs romance when you can have mystery, right? 👻 #RelationshipGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

Commentary:
"Life’s too short to deal with forehead veins popping like fireworks during an argument 🎆 Let’s just agree to disagree and spare those poor veins some stress 😄💬"
3 months ago
Share →: Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Commentary:
"Well, I guess being a doctor does come with some perks – who knew playing whack-a-mole on your knee could be a stress-reliever? 🤪💉 #DoctorLife"
5 months ago
Share →: The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sizzling affair between me and a cup of joe, brewing up motivation and temptation at the office ☕️💼 Who knew workplace rendezvous could be so steamy? 😉 #CoffeeLove"
5 months ago
Share →: Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person is on the slow-burn romance program! 🐢😂 Who needs dating apps when you've got a two-year long odyssey of awkward glances and accidental touches to look forward to? 🙈💘 #TakingItSlowAndSteady"
5 months ago
Share →: Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

Commentary:
When you just can't relax during a massage because you're determined to outmaneuver those sneaky knots like 💪😅 #MassageWars #TenseAndWin
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

Commentary:
Ah, the great unifier – police cars and neighborly gossip! 🚔👀 Who knew that a little drama could help strengthen community bonds? It's like a block party, but with more flashing lights and less potato salad. 😂🏠 #NeighborhoodWatchGoals
5 months ago
Share →: Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elevator hug – where awkward silence turns into a brief, yet intimate moment with a complete stranger 🤗. Remember, a hug a day keeps the tension away! 😉🛗"
5 months ago
Share →: The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle between our inner genius and inner chaos! 🧠🌪️ It's like a dramatic tango between sensible decisions and spontaneous whims. 🕺💥 Will they ever find a harmonious balance, or are we doomed to forever grapple with our own comedic turmoil? Only time (and a solid dose of self-awareness) will tell! 😉🤹‍♂️