20 Funny tension quotes

• The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

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  18 hours ago

  alternate, alternate reality, awkward, awkward feeling, daydream, feeling, humor, i, imagination, me, reality, sexual, sexual tension, tension

• Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

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  19 hours ago

  add, apps, awkward, awkward tension, every, friend, friend group, group, hang, hang out, sleep, someone, tension, time

• The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

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  1 day ago

  book, books, buying, humor, me, reading, relationship, sexual, sexual tension, shopping, tension

• Fun fact: sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.

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  1 week ago

  attraction, fact, fun, humor, relationship, sex, sexual, sexual tension, tension

• The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

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  1 month ago

  attraction, awkward, desire, forbidden, humor, me, person, relationship, sexual, sexual tension, tension

• Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, bed, going, laying, nervous, nervous system, sleeplessness, someone, stress, system, tension, war

• The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

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  2 months ago

  2, binge, binge-watching, cliffhanger, drama, episode, episodes, last, me, procrastination, sexual, sexual tension, show, tension, TV, TV Show, watching

• The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

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  2 months ago

  4-way, 4-way stop, awkwardness, driving, driving humor, everyone, humor, impatience, rage, road, road rage, same, sexual, sexual tension, social, social awkwardness, stop, tension, time, traffic

• Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

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  2 months ago

  cool, cool evening, emotional, emotional tension, evening, everyone, humor, interaction, irony, just, lot, man, otherwise, resentment, sarcasm, social, social interaction, tension

• Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

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  2 months ago

  almost, believe, confidence, dating, flirtation, ground, humor, humor quote, i, me, romantic, romantic tension, sarcasm, self-esteem, tension, unfortunately, walk, worship

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