The sexual tension between me and the person Iβm not supposed to have any sexual tension with. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When youβre starring in your own romcom, but nobody told the other person πΏπ π₯ Related funny posts π€ Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who. Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love. “Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary. Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person. Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.