Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

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I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

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Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

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Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

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Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

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Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

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Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

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We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.