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The new American dream is an alien invasion.

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When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

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After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

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Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

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If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.