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Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

Commentary:
"Guess I'll start carrying holy water just in case! πŸ˜‡πŸ’§πŸ™Œ #GroundBlessing"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged almost, believe, confidence, dating, flirtation, ground, humor, humor quote, i, me, romantic, romantic tension, sarcasm, self-esteem, tension, unfortunately, walk, worship on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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