Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess I'll start carrying holy water just in case! ππ§π #GroundBlessing" Related funny posts π€ I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell. Iβm not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, letβs take a second look. A house doesnβt have to be haunted to scare me, Iβve seen the listing prices. This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water. Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?