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Playful quote about tense muscles resisting a massage, humorous and witty in tone.

Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

Commentary:
When you just can't relax during a massage because you're determined to outmaneuver those sneaky knots like 💪😅 #MassageWars #TenseAndWin

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged humor, massage, masseuse, relaxation, struggle, tension, win on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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