23 Funny wishful quotes

• I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

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  1 month ago

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• I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

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  1 month ago

  book, books, coffee, dragon, drink, fantasy, girl, humor, i, just, laugh, machine, pet, read, simple, simple girl, sunset, thinking, time, time machine, want, watch, wishful, wishful thinking

• They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

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  change, huge, humor, improvement, instant, instant payoff, invent, lifestyle, lifestyle change, motivation, payoff, self, self-improvement, should, small, thinking, wishful, wishful thinking

• My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

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  1 month ago

  career, career plan, disappear, dreaming, humor, lottery, plan, sarcasm, thinking, win, wishful, wishful thinking

• During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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  1 month ago

  annoyance, argument, arguments, bang, comedy, disappear, flash, frustration, humor, i, idiots, sarcasm, self-expression, thinking, throw, wish, wishful, wishful thinking, witty

• I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

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  1 month ago

  Adderall, ADHD, day, drug, drug humor, every, exaggeration, extension, fantasy, hours, humor, i, productivity, thinking, time, time extension, unemployed, unemployment, wish, wishful, wishful thinking

• Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

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  1 month ago

  coffee, comfort, dollars, encouragement, hard, hard times, hug, humor, just, million, million dollars, support, thinking, times, want, wishful, wishful thinking

• Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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  1 month ago

  able, being, frustration, huge, humor, inconvenience, me, sci-fi, teleport, thinking, travel, wishful, wishful thinking

• Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

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  1 month ago

  button, dickhead, door, easier, fall, floor, frustration, humor, life, much, push, thinking, trap, trap door, wishful, wishful thinking

• How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

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  1 month ago

  before, exercise, fitness, humor, i, joke, motivation, say, sit-up, six-pack, thinking, wishful, wishful thinking

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