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My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

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Living the dream: become a ninja millionaire! 💸🎯🕵️‍♂️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged career, career plan, disappear, dreaming, humor, lottery, plan, sarcasm, thinking, win, wishful, wishful thinking on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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