My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Living the dream: become a ninja millionaire! πΈπ―π΅οΈββοΈ Related funny posts π€ My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point. During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear. βIβm gonna sneak past you.β No youβre not. Youβve alerted me. I need a stunt double for when Iβm navigating my way to the bathroom at night. Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.