Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Right?! Reality could use some of that fanfic magic! 💕✨📚" Related funny posts 🤝 I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing. I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better. I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier. When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?” Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.