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During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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Ninja training: 0% complete. Still working on my disappearing act! 💨🔦🤦‍♂️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged annoyance, argument, arguments, bang, comedy, disappear, flash, frustration, humor, i, idiots, sarcasm, self-expression, thinking, throw, wish, wishful, wishful thinking, witty on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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