Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people. Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like I made the cut! ππ #FeelingFancy Related funny posts π€ Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty. Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance. Dear algo, please only show this post to benevolent aliens. Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks Iβm a much different person. Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect itβs having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.