Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love? Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Fast-forward button, where you at? πΈβ€οΈβ© Related funny posts π€ At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future. Can we skip to the rich part? Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you. Even in my early 20βs, I was diagnosed with late stage 40βs. You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.