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Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Talking to the stars because people suck.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

I used to really want to be understood. Now I mainly just want things like snacks and juice.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

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The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

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And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

Going viral on X:

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

Just landed via Slack:

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Live now on TikTok:

I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

Spotted on Messenger:

Not photogenic, but I probably look soooo good as a distant memory.

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I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

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Sorry, I had to cancel plans. The prophecy said so.

Just shared via Twitch:

Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

Genuinely, why does the logo of every AI chatbot look like a butthole?

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92 shares on WeChat this month:

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

89 shares on Discord this month:

I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

98 shares on X this month:

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

46 shares on Instagram this month:

Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

40 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

99 shares on X this month:

Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

44 shares on Instagram this month:

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

I buy candles like I’m preparing for a Victorian blackout.

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Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

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I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

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Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

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People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

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My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

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I let my girl wear whatever because you’re staring, and I’m hittin’ that.

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College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

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You’re like if “nope” was a person.

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Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

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Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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Going viral on Threads:

For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

Just shared via Reddit:

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

Making waves on Telegram:

I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

Trending via Messenger:

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

Seen just now on X:

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

Live now on WhatsApp:

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

Going viral on X:

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Blink if you want me!

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