Trendy Funny Quotes

  • A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.
  • The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.
  • 20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!
  • Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.
  • Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.
  • We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”