Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:🤔😆 Navigating this is like handling a live grenade that needs a hug! 💥👐 Related funny posts 🤝 The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life. Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.” Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body. Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators. No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.