God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept. Posted onMar 22, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like God was dreaming big with the ultimate snooze button! π΄β¨ Related funny posts π€ Iβll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else. Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep. Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards. Iβve found God. Itβs my turn to hide now. God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”