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Remember when parents thought eyeliner and loud music were the real threats to society? Simpler times.
23 Funny concept quotes
Job-hopping is a funny concept, like ‘Hey, I’m gonna go hate my life over there instead.’
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"Switching from hating Mondays to loathing Wednesdays 😅📅 #CareerGoals"
The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.
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Ah, the paradox of life—turns out my favorite spa session is also a sabotage mission for my hair! 🚿😱💁♀️
Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.
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Looks like I'm going pro at soloing the 'networking dance'—just me, myself, and Wi-Fi! 🤹♂️📡😅
That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.
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"When they talk, even the walls want noise-canceling headphones! 🙉😂"
The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”
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"Isn't it adorable how one hand just decided it's the sidekick instead of the superhero? 😂✋🦸♂️"
The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.
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"Who needs a drive-by when you can do a stylish swamp-stalk instead? 🤣🚣♂️🌿 #BogsAreTheNewBlocks"
A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.
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"Introducing Unhinged: where swiping right means swiping left hooks! 👊💔 Who needs dinner and a movie when you can fight for love instead? Ready, set, punch! 💥😂 #LoveAtFirstFight"
Human hibernation should be a thing.
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Oh, wouldn't that be bear-y nice? 🐻💤 Imagine snuggling up in your cozy den all winter long, emerging in spring with a fresh batch of dad jokes and questionable dance moves! 😂 Let's petition to make human hibernation the latest trend – we could all use a break from adulting sometimes! 💁♂️💤
The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.
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Haha, it's like vampires have some serious beef with Catholics and their holy accessories! Maybe they break out in hives at the sight of a menorah or sneeze uncontrollably near a crescent moon 🧛♂️🧛♀️🧷🔯🌙 Just imagine a vampire fleeing in terror from a bunch of garlic-infused mugs at a Hindu temple 😂🧄🕉️ Just another day