23 funny concept quotes - Wordgag

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

May 21, 2026

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

May 21, 2026

Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

May 21, 2026

God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

May 19, 2026

There was a time when Marilyn Manson was the scariest concept in America.

May 18, 2026

Job-hopping is a funny concept, like ‘Hey, I’m gonna go hate my life over there instead.’

Apr 1, 2026

The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

Apr 1, 2026

Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

Apr 1, 2026

That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

Mar 30, 2026

The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

Mar 30, 2026

The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

Mar 30, 2026

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

Mar 28, 2026

Human hibernation should be a thing.

Mar 27, 2026

The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

Mar 26, 2026

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

Mar 26, 2026

I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

Mar 26, 2026

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

Mar 26, 2026

Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

Mar 26, 2026

Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

Mar 26, 2026

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

Mar 25, 2026

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Mar 25, 2026

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

Mar 25, 2026

I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

Mar 25, 2026