God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like someone needs to send God a "Smiting for Dummies" book! 🗡️😂📚 Related funny posts 🤝 Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards. There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me. Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus. I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now. How does a government that takes 40% of everyone’s money end up being trillions in debt?