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Mar 31, 2026

Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

Funny quote about parenting and religion, with a playful, mischievous tone.

Commentary:
Sounds like you need a parting lesson with that Red Sea of trouble 😂🙏🏼💡

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