Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you need a parting lesson with that Red Sea of trouble 😂🙏🏼💡 Related funny posts 🤝 Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate. Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train. Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls. If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great. And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.