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Funny quote about parenting and religion, with a playful, mischievous tone.

Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

Commentary:
Sounds like you need a parting lesson with that Red Sea of trouble 😂🙏🏼💡

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bible, Bible lesson, Bible name, giving, humor, kid, kids, last, lesson, lessons, me, Moses, name, names, night, robbery, stop, tried on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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