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God: “I created people to feed mosquitoes.”

Commentary:
When mosquitoes invite you to dinner, they don't ask if you brought your own blood πŸ˜…πŸ¦ŸπŸ½οΈ

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged creation, feed, God, humor, i, irony, mosquito, people on Jul 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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