Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

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I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

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Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

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Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

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Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

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The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

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I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.