“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

94 shares on Instagram this month:

Working as a 911 operator but hanging up when someone starts screaming because I’m an empath, and it overwhelms me.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

90 shares on Telegram this month:

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

65 shares on Facebook this month:

You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

62 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

45 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

37 shares on Threads this month:

If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.