“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

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“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

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Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

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Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

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Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

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I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

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The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

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After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”