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You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

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Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

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Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

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At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

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I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

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Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

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I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

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Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

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Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

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Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

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“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.

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I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?

He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

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Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

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No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

Adulting is realizing Monday is a better ‘off day’ than Friday.

I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

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