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Another day, another HR meeting. At least I've got points for creativity! 😂💼
20 Funny hr quotes
Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.
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Guess my tweets are now considered "professional development" material 😂📈 #HRGoals
Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).
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Swiping left on dating apps, swiping right on HR policies! 😅💼❤️
Me to HR: Okay, but you have to admit that was funny.
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When your sense of humor gets a pink slip from HR 😂🤦♂️
No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.
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Unstoppable force of cubicle chaos meets immovable snitch 😂🚫📝
I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.
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Sounds like your comedic skills really took you places… straight to HR! 🙈😂📈
You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’
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Desperate times call for desperate spammers! From royal riches to real-world job offers—what's next, an email saying I won a year of free parking? 🚗📧😂
Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.
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"Guess it's time to update the resume to include 'Professional Office Gymnast' 😂🏃♂️🦋 #ZoomiesUnleashed"
When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.
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"Next thing you know, she'll be asking if you read the employee handbook! 📑🤣 #BreakupHR"
