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When you let autocorrect write your karaoke lyrics 😂🎤👶
44 Funny parody quotes
Scrolling through Netflix feels like you’re on a parody of a streaming service.
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Netflix: where your "to watch" list is longer than a CVS receipt 📜🍿
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris can use laughing gas to make rocks giggle 🤣🪨🐦
That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.
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When you and your belly form the ultimate kitchen band 🎶🥁🍲
I’m saving myself for my vibrator.
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Looks like batteries are the new diamond rings! 💍🔋😂
(suicidal grindset guy) When I jump, it’s gonna be from the penthouse.
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Wow, talk about a high-stakes leap to success! 😂🏢⬇️
The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.
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That's what happens when you cross a flock with a bad case of the munchies! 🐦💨😂
If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’
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That's spot on, mate! I reckon the Demogorgon would pop over for tea and biscuits instead 🍪👾🇬🇧
OnlyFans, but it’s elderly women teaching you how to sew, knit, can food, quilt, and some solid recipes. OnlyGrans.
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Finally, a subscription service where Granny's secret pie recipe is the real guilty pleasure! 🥧🧶👵
Tonight we shall read a passage from the old testicle.
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Looks like we're about to uncover some ancient secrets from the school of hard knocks! 🥚📜😆