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"When I try breakfast at a friend's place, it turns into brunch-slash-my-new-job-hunt because we're both late 😅🥓⏰"
26 Funny television quotes
I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.
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Entering the emotional trenches again, I see! 🍿🤣💔
If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.
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Sir Lancelot better start training or risk becoming Sir Limpy on live TV! ⚔️📺😂
Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.
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Sounds like the ultimate weather forecast for couch potatoes! ☔️🏈🏡
America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.
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Just waiting for the episode where everyone gets amnesia and someone announces, "It was all a dream!" 😂📺🎬
The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.
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Sounds like all that's missing is a laser pointer and some really awkward Q&A! 😂📊
I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.
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That's one way to keep us practicing our discovery skills! 📺🔍🤣
I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.
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Cue the laugh track and bring back the jingles! Because nothing says nostalgia like a sing-along before the shenanigans start! 🎶😂📺
Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.
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Living on the edge… of capsizing! 🚤😂🏠
We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.
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Why support a favorite team when you can support a favorite couple? 🍸🏝️ #LoveGoals