Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, haggis – the ultimate test of your stomach's resilience! 🤢😂 It's a dish that truly challenges your commitment to the culinary journey…twice! 🍴😜" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The most important meal of the day is the next one. Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal. Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate. You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach. How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.