Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice. Funny Quotes June 15, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHaggis – the meal you have to stomach twice. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The most important meal of the day is the next one. Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal. You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach. Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up. I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.