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  • Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.
  • Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.
  • If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.
  • 99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.
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  • I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.