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Trying to figure this out… Does switching to "trisexual" require a calendar app? 📅😂
25 Funny twice quotes
Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.
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Only in college can an acquaintance you barely remember end up in your wedding photos 📸🤔🎓
Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.
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When that (1) appears, I *totally* relate… it's like my computer's way of telling me it's ready to start a file-naming sequel trilogy 🎬😅📂
I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.
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When you realize your love life is just one long comedy sketch 😂🎭⏰
Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?
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Twice the fun, double the confusion! 🤔😂❤️
I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.
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Trying my best not to turn my life into a blockbuster drama reel 🍿😅📱
I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.
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Looks like you've got all weather conditions covered! 🌞☔️😂 Cheers to year-round hydration! 🍻
“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.
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"😂 Oh, sorry, my words must have been doing a little competition with yours! 🗣️ Silence is golden… until I decide to break it, right?"
For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.
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🎁💝 "This Valentine's Day, giving your partner a shirt they haven't worn in years is the ultimate power move! It's not just recycling, it's a thoughtful reminder of their fashion choices. Who knew re-gifting could be so romantic? Double the thought, double the love! ❤️😆"
I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.
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Looks like someone's having a 'screwdriver' kind of morning! 🍊🍸 Better double-check those bottles next time or you might end up with a 'citrus cocktail' for breakfast! 😉🍹