Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

Commentary:
"Imagine the joy of walking into a salon and saying, 'Charge it to my insurance, please!' ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ณ Next thing you know, we'll be debating over premium haircuts and deductible lengths. Just thinking about it gives me split ends of laughter! ๐Ÿ˜‚โœ‚๏ธ"