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I drive like a grandma on a Sunday morning, where's my "Safe Driver Bonus" at? 🚗💸👵
16 Funny insurance quotes
Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.
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Sounds like every marriage is its own comedy show, featuring one superstar and one financial wizard! 🤹♂️💼
Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.
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When dinosaurs RSVP "absolutely not" to coverage! 🦖📞🤢
My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.
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So true! It's like ordering a burger and fries, but having to pay extra for the bun and ketchup 😅🍔👀🦷
Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.
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Having insurance is like wearing a seatbelt made of good intentions. 🎢💼🔍
“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.
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"Life goals: Make my cat the sole beneficiary of my will. 🐱💸 #Priorities"
I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.
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Haha, talk about professional appetite! 😅🍽️ Looks like your stomach’s negotiating a benefits package before the next meal. Maybe we should file an “Eat-ployment” claim—health insurance for snacks, of course! 🥪💼🔥
I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.
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"Who needs insurance when you've got laughter, am I right? 💸😂 Laughter may not cover your medical bills, but at least it's a lot less expensive than a visit to the doctor! 💰💊 #CheaperThanPrescriptions"
The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.
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"Who needs a house when you can have the convenience of insurance all around you? 🚗💨 #LifeGoals"
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They should invent health insurance that insures your health.
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Oh, the irony! 🤣 It seems like someone needs to reassure their health insurance that they are, indeed, healthy! Maybe we should all just carry around a "I promise not to get sick" card instead! 💪🏥 #HealthInsuranceFail