Happiness is an inside job.

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My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

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Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

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Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

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The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

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My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

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You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

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Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.