Have to wear real clothes on Monday. Pray for me. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sending thoughts and elastic waistbands your way! ππ Related funny posts π I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic. It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more. Diet tip: Your pants canβt get too tight if you never wear any. Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.” Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”