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✨ Let me know when you find the "push" button, because I think mine is stuck on snooze! 😴💪
25 Funny prayer quotes
I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.
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Brains in the mail! 🤔📬 #FairTradeThoughts
I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.
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Rooting for this guy like I'm cheering for my mattress topper 🛏️🤣📈
Thoughts & prayers to all of us back at work tomorrow after the colossal mistake of thinking we’d be lads of leisure forever, for some reason.
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Back to the grind! Who knew being a "lads of leisure" came with an expiration date? 🤔🔨📅
Have to wear real clothes on Monday. Pray for me.
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Sending thoughts and elastic waistbands your way! 🙏👖
Lord, take away my suffering and give it to anyone who’s ever said, ‘Hey, Grok.’
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"Next time someone says 'Hey, Grok,' I'm handing them a VIP ticket to all my life's bloopers! 😂🙌 #GrokDown 👀✨"
Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.
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God must be adding some extra soy sauce to his jokes today 😂🙏🍜
I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.
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When your bank account endorses financial fasting for the holidays 😅💸🕯️
My son was praying for “everybody in the world.” If you suddenly start experiencing good fortune, you’re welcome.
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Just found out my good luck is courtesy of a tiny prayer powerhouse! Sending gratitude and a lifetime supply of cookie dough 🍀🙏🍪
Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’
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When you turn your prayers into 'Find My Device' 😂🙏🎧