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  • The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.
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  • I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.
  • Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.
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