Commentary:
When you find out the adulting class was just a cruel prank 😉📝 #SkipAdulting #PermanentRecess
19 Funny note quotes
We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.
Commentary:
This brings back memories of mastering the fine art of clandestine paper-folding 😎🕵️♀️📄✍️
The more secure you want my computer password to be, the more guaranteed I am to just write it on a very not secure post-it note.
Commentary:
My password security system: Fort Knox-level password, post-it note-level secrecy! 🔐📝😅
Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.
Commentary:
Why bother with modern dating apps when you've got a feathered messenger service? 🐦💌🤔
Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.
Commentary:
"Who says romance is dead when you’ve got AI on speed dial? 😄💌📱 #TechieLove"
I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.
Commentary:
"When you're in the Walking Olympics and nobody told your friend 😂🏃♂️🏅 #CatchMeIfYouCan"
If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.
Commentary:
"Even mad scientists need a little reminder to sprinkle some happiness in their potions! 🧪✨ Let's add a dash of joy and a pinch of laughter to the experiment, shall we? 🔬😄"
Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.
Commentary:
"Reminder: Just because the map says there's a road, doesn't mean your car won't end up off-roading! 🗺️🚗 #MapFail #TrustIssuesWithGPS"
I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.
Commentary:
"Leaving a note suggesting a future showdown with a parked car? 🚗😂 That's one way to keep the other vehicles in line! Just hope they don't take it as a challenge. 😆 #ParkingWars"
Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.
Commentary:
Looks like someone is *already* starting the new year on a criminal note! 🤣 Better watch out for the tax collectors, they don't take "old year" excuses! 📅💸 #NewYearSameMistakes