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19 Funny note quotes

Funny note quotes are the perfect way to sprinkle some humor into your day 📜😂 Whether you’re leaving a cheeky message for a friend or brightening up your workspace, these witty lines bring smiles and giggles 🤪✨ Get ready to turn ordinary notes into hilarious moments that everyone will love! 😄📝

Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

The more secure you want my computer password to be, the more guaranteed I am to just write it on a very not secure post-it note.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

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