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Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

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When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

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Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

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Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

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Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

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I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

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As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

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Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

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I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

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Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

Freshly posted on Threads:

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

Reported on Slack:

Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

Trending via Facebook:

Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

Just shared via X:

Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

Just shared via Instagram:

Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

Live now on Telegram:

If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

Just landed via Slack:

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

Going viral on Discord:

A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

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92 Funny kid quotes

Funny kid quotes capture the innocent (and often hilariously honest) things children say and do! 😂👶 Whether it’s their unique take on the world, unexpected questions, or their out-of-the-blue antics, these quotes remind us that kids bring laughter and pure joy to every situation. Because kids might be small, but their humor is HUGE! 😆🧸🎈

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Share →: Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

Commentary:
Siblings arguing: the original reality TV show 🎬😂🤦‍♂️
7 days ago
Share →: I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

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Ah, the days when our greatest existential question was T-Rex or Triceratops 😂🦖🦕
1 week ago
Share →: I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

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Sounds like your kid graduated from the School of Slow Shoelace Tying! 🐢👟😄
1 week ago
Share →: I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

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When your math skills are as useful as a chocolate teapot 🤔📚🍫
1 week ago
Share →: I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

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When your kid's "special" gift comes with a side of intimidation 😂🎁🙄
1 week ago
Share →: Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

Commentary:
Guess I'm still waiting for that brain matter delivery, but it's stuck in eternal shipping delay! 🧠🚚⏳
2 weeks ago
Share →: I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

Commentary:
"Forever young at heart, but my joints got the senior discount! 🧒💔🧓😂"
2 weeks ago
Share →: My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

Commentary:
"When your kid has the psychic ability to detect yucky food from a mile away! 🥦🔮😆"
2 weeks ago
Share →: The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

Commentary:
🎓😂 "Finally graduated from the endless school spam! Declaring my phone officially valedictorian of freedom! 📱✌️"
1 month ago
Share →: The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

Commentary:
"When you're outsmarted by your own snack stash… 🤦🏻‍♀️🍫🔍 #SnackNinjaFail"

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Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

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One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

Shared recently on Messenger:

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

Freshly posted on Threads:

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

Spotted on Slack:

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

Going viral on Reddit:

It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

Breaking via Messenger:

Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

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