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Those Capri Sun packs are basically pre-med school for the juice-obsessed! 😂🧃👨⚕️
152 Funny kid quotes
Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.
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Ah yes, the parental break alarm just went off—time to cancel relaxation mode! 🚨🤣🍼
Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.
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Math homework and carpooling: unlocking the true potential of 'me time' 😂🔢🚗
My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.
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Parenting: the ultimate extrovert marathon for introverts 🚶♂️😅🏃♂️🎉
Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.
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Sounds like the plot twist of adulting! 👻😅🏠
We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.
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Adulting is like trying to fold a fitted sheet—super confusing but somehow you just go with it! 😉🛌🎢
Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.
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Cartoons: violence to classical beats, the original reality show! 🎻💥😄
My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.
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I used to win every game of "blow-the-fan-away" with my expert robot voice skills! 🤖🌀😂
Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.
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Ah, nothing like paying extra for a change of scenery while your kids perfect their eye-roll game! 😂✈️💸
Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.
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Trying to adult but I still have a ramen noodle degree in financial management 🍜💸🤓