Have you tried making guacamole about it?

68 shares on Discord this month:

Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

43 shares on Reddit this month:

Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

54 shares on Twitch this month:

Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

90 shares on Messenger this month:

Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

36 shares on Telegram this month:

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

26 shares on Facebook this month:

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.